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+ THE POINT OF THIS DOUJIN IS TO BRING TOGETHER THE MUDA FAMILY. * INCLUDES MANY CHARACTER CAMEOS. * MOSTLY A STORY ABOUT DIO TRYING TO FIND A DATE. > THERE ARE ALSO A LOT OF SECRETS HIDING BENEATH THE SURFACE, Translator's Notes: SO EVEN THE CHINESE TRANSLATOR ADMITTED IN A NOTE THAT THEIR TRANSLATION MAY NOT BE 100% ACCURATE TO THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE. AS MY CHINESE TRANSLATION IS POOR AS. WELL, THAT'S LIKE BAD TRANSLATION SQUARED... BASICALLY, THERE ARE PROBABLY QUITE A FEW MISTAKES HERE SO IF AN ACTUAL SCANLATION GROUP WANTS TO REDO THIS DOUSIN, FEEL FREE! I JUST WANTED TO ADD TO THE NUMBER OF JONADIO I CAN COMFORTABLY READ ON MYREADINGMANGA LOL. THANK YOU! -s
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WHY DO I KEEP PICKING BAD DATES? REALLY, THERE'S NO y POINT IN TRYING TO DATE ANYONE BUT JOJO. STUPID ANI- MAL!’ IN THE END, THERE WASN'T A SINGLE CONVERS- ATION Topic I, DIO, KNEW ENOUGH ABOUT TO CHARM. HIM. We couldn't really find anything to talk about today. Personally, | have no interest in rugby or the like. Sorry. | hope your sun allergy gets better. Take care, Jotaro DEFINITELY CONQUER you! OH-HOL ANOTHER HANDSOME CANDIDATE HAS APPEARED BEFORE ME! useful website! EVEN HIS WRITTEN REJECTION'S AWKWARD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS JOTARO CHARACTER AT ALL...
BUT I'M POSITIVE IF I, DIO, BRING IT UP, HELL SURELY CHANGE IT, BEFORE THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST JOJO, HOW ABOUT WE TEST YOU ouT, JOSUKE!
ARE YOU AN ACTOR? WAH! MR, DIO'S LOOKS ARE TRULY STUNNING! GLAD TO MEET you. IM DIO BRANDO. you MUST BE JOSUKE, RIGHT? TO MEET A HIGH SCHOOLER FROM... BUT I WITH SUCH HAVE TO. INTELLIGENCE, SAY, YOUR HONESTY CURRENT AND GOOD ROUGH AND MANNERS... UNPOLISHED I’M HONESTLY HAIRSTYLE MOVED, DISTRACTS HEY JOSUKE, HOW DO IPUT IT...
PLEASE DON'T + 4 por DO oa MY FACE HURTS. ISO BAD... NEARLY GOTTEN MYSELF BEATEN TO DEATH. W-WHAT A WISE CHOICE, MASTER DIO! JusT LEAVE IT To us! SO FOR My NEXT DATE, T/LL LET you GUYS DECIDE WHO MY PARTNER SHOULD BE, TIME AND TIME AGAIN My DATES END IN DISASTER., MAYBE I'M JUST BAD AT PICKING THE RIGHT PERSON.
ee ce ee ACTUALLY, MY UNDERLING WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE MY DATE TONIGHT. TO THINK HE ACTUALLY CHOSE MY PADRE... Should have double- checked hischoice. This SY Suy's IM THE HEAD OF ONE OF ITALY'S LEADING MAFIA ORGANIZATIONS. IT'S BENEFICIAL FOR ME TO ACCUMULATE EXPERIENCE IN EVERY AREA... THOUGH PERSONALLY, T HAVE NO INTEREST IN DATING RIGHT NOW. HARUNO, WHY ARE YOU USING A DATING WEBSITE?
BECAUSE 1, DIO, HAVE DECIDED IT'S ABOUT TIME TO SETTLE DOWN! BUT WHY SHOW INTEREST IN MARRIAGE Now? A Bey une a ure os ee DID SOMEONE CATCH YOUR EYE? EH? ISN'T THIS THE GUY I'VE BEEN GOING ON DATES WITH ALL MONTH?
YOU'VE BEEN THE ONE HOGGING JOJO ALL ALONG! CALM DOWN, PADRE. LET ME LIKE I SAID, EXPLAIN WHY I'VE KEPT DATING HAD NO JONATHAN REGARDLESS, MARRY FROM . THE START. WHEN I'M WITH ope JONATHAN, ISN'T THE I FEEL wl TO RIGHT LIKE I CAN SIMPLY TERM. FINALLY CONTINUE = WHAT T RELAX. SPENDING — REALLY TIME WITH WANT... I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND HARUNO... STRANGE, BUT BEING WITH HIM IS LIKE BASKING IN A MOTHER'S KINDNESS. THOUGH MY GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIS DESIRE TO MARRY IS REGRETTABLE...
TO THINK YOU'VE BEEN DRAWN TO JONATHAN IT SEEMS. THE BOTH OF US HAVE FALLEN FOR HIM COMPLETELY. REPLACE THIS PHOTO AT ONCE, SPEAKING OF... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, PLEASE SHOW ME THE PHOTO YOU'VE UPLOADED ONTO THE WEBSITE,
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Name < pnt Jo ea Nationality Uputec Kingolone Birth Api # Education) [ugh Hudson University Archavology— afterword HELLO! THIS IS MANAKON. THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP THIS NOT-SEXY BOOK (LOL)... THIS IS MY FIRST JOJO DOUSIN, AND OVERALL I THINK IT CAME OUT SUCCESSFUL... MOSTLY SUCCESSFUL... I SUCCESSFULLY DREW DIO X JONATHAN OK...! BEFORE ALL THIS, I WAS TALKING WITH AN ONLINE FRIEND ABOUT DIO GOING ONLINE DATING AND FAILING SPECTACULARLY, AND SO THIS BOOK CAME TO BE, SO THANK YOU FRIEND! THANK YOU, HOHO! AND 100% THANKS FOR YOUR (THE READER'S) WILLINGNESS. TO KEEP READING TO THIS POINT. SORRY FOR RAMBLING SO MUCH, HOPEFULLY WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN ANOTHER BOOK! DEFINITELY! BYE! manakon
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